thanks
hey kids. kristin and i want to say thank you to all of you who came on our site on our launch date of april 1st. you all made it a great success; in fact, we had 28 billion unique visits that day, every minute, a success by some measures.
thanks to all of you who are sending in suggestions and tips about our site. we’re still pretty new at this, but finally both of us are unemployed, so we can really start to devote more time to this hugely profitable endeavor while we collect unemployment checks you pay for with your taxes (thanks). please keep spreading the word about qardiology.com and sending our eqards to all of your fat little friends.
we have a lot of improvements planned for the site, and a bunch of new eqards guaranteed to make you laugh so hard you’ll leak juices from your assholes. juices from all your assholes.
i’m gonna tell you all a story on friday, it’s kinda long. are fridays a good day for stories? come back then anyway and you’ll find out some of our exciting origin story. also, just for the lulz, leave in the comments what celebrity’s face you’d like to see photoshopped onto a dinosaur. i’ll put that up too.
April 15th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
My celebrity vote is Mel Gibson, due to his recently departing wife. Who can blame her? Could you live with that ego maniac?
April 16th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
I like these cards. Umm can you guys make one that says, “Thanks for paying for everything and having sex with me in China and then taking it all back through email seven days after I got home you bastard. I slept with my ex-boyfriend right before I got on the plane to come visit you, and he was better.”
Um, I just have this friend…who knows someone….who thinks that maybe they might want to send a card to someone or something.
May 18th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
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